did you get engaged???
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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