he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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