Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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