just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Barsexuality is the new black.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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