so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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