is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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