I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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