Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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