He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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