i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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