Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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