He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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