We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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