Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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