wat bout pragnant strippers??
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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