Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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