Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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