The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
NoShamevember. You game?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Holy sore nipples Batman
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