MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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