So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back