there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.