Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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