super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.