why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again