Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday