My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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