we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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