I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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