He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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