Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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