Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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