in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My balls are so social today.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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