i think i have herpe
just one?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
You almost got us killed.
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