The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Do vagina's smell?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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