If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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