i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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