i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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