so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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