I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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