how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
COCAINE IS GR8
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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