I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
