Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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