why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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