I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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