Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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