Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So squirting runs in the family.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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