Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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