super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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