it was like his penis was on wheels.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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