I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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