She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
they're like a gay fantastic four
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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