So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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