hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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