Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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