Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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