I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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