Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
this is an emotional support booty call
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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