have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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