I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i out mim tonsoeep
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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