I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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