Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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