yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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