Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm both gender and math confused
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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